Last time I saw Dr Bruner, my personal D.O., he talked about going through Dr Smoot's (my personal Pulmonary Specialist) sleep clinic. And he admonished me for saying I was having trouble sleeping but I still needed my morning full bore coffee and my afternoon Coke. Yes the morning coffee is only instant whatever is on sale and serves the purpose but the Coke was Coke. Not fancy Coke like Cherry Coke. Just old fashioned Coke! Well I went grocerying after seeing Dr Bruner and with a reformed attitude I bought a green jar of coffee and a 12 of A&W Root Beer! Well, I drank the first few cups of coffee out of the green jar and soon it became the second in line behind the old red jar. I just couldn't keep my eyes open with the green coffee. By 10 am I needed a nap! It was much better with the red jar's coffee! But now comes the afternoon. Along about 3 pm comes the glance toward the bed and it looks so nice and comfy. The A&W just wasn't doing it! So I put it on the counter and told it I would have to let it go sort of like the lady who does the mop and duster ad on TV. Today I got me some real pop. Coke is back! To hell with sleep. Give me a Coke or give me death! Is that like some famous politican once said!
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